08 December, 2005

Opinion prole

Five easy steps the Government can take to restore some interest and credibility back to British politics:

1) Admit that going to war with Iraq has made the UK a less safe place and more likely to be attacked by terrorists.

2) Admit that relaxing pub opening hours will lead to people drinking more.

3) Say something critical about Britain's relationship with George W. Bush.

4) Use some of the millions of acres of the Royal Family's private land, rather than the public countryside, for developing new power stations.

5) Introduce at least one bank holiday somewhere between the end of August and Christmas.


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