07 May, 2006

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By way of a sequel, ten of the most excruciatingly-named Morrissey songs:

1) King Leer
Deserving of extra special mention for its appalling opening verse:
Your boyfriend he
Went down on one knee
Well could it be
He's only got one knee?

2) Lucky Lisp
Songs about speech impediments probably warrant somewhat more subtle titles.

3) Ouija Board, Ouija Board
So bad he named it twice.

4) Roy's Keen
Later released on an EP with Ryan's Gig and Nicky's Butt.

5) Now I Am A Was
This doesn't even make sense.

6) We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful
I'm sure they feel the same, Moz.

7) You're The One For Me, Fatty
Unbelievably released as a follow-up single to no 6).

8) The National Front Disco
c.f. Bengali In Platforms, Asian Rut, This Is Not Your Country,...

9) Let The Right One Slip In

10) Oh Well, I'll Never Learn
You said it, Steven.


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