Anorak songbook

A jaw-dropping collection of alternative versions of the Doctor Who theme by a load of uber-fans contains, amongst others, a Michael Nyman pastiche, a Band Aid pisstake, one called 'If Cybermen Had Rhythm' and another worryingly categorised as 'shoegazer'.

The best, however, is the one entitled 'Who Am I?', tastefully rendered by a bloke and a phased acoustic guitar, sung as the Doctor in the first person, bewailing how "a solitary touch/can hurt twice as much/when breaking/double hearts." As Christopher Eccleston would say, fantastic.